Definitions by DippiusDappus

skank 

A clump of wet matted, usually female hair, found in the bathtub or shower.

That's another of your skanks I had to pick out of the shower, Jenny! I had to use the plunger last time because the pipe was all skanked up!

skank by DippiusDappus May 18, 2025

Palin 

British slang - after Michael Palin, tv personality. A travel bore.

It was a terrific party until I was cornered by this ghastly Palin who was whittering on about his visit to Kamchatka.

Palin by DippiusDappus January 30, 2022

shitholing 

Doing unpleasant jobs short term.

He used his teaching qualification to go shitholing in inner city schools.

shitholing by DippiusDappus November 27, 2021

railroad tracks 

Badly creased pants

You can't go to the office in those railroad tracks, Bill! Thanks for offereing to iron your own pants, but if they turn out like that you'd better leave it to me.

railroad tracks by DippiusDappus May 20, 2021

dusty phone 

The lack of business that forces an escort downmarket

'Remember Louella? She used to charge $250 as an iprondependent. Now she's in Diamond Girls at $60 a throw.'
'Dusty phone I reckon.'

dusty phone by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

floater 

A turd that won't flush.

'Bill, you left a floater in there! You could at least have put some paper on top!'
'I flushed it twice. It must be a king among floaters!'

floater by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

Four of diamonds 

Viagra - comes from the appearance of four tablets on the foil-wrapped card. Also punning on British girl band Four of Diamonds

'How can that old guy manage it with that young chick?'
'He's playing the four of diamonds.'
'Doing it with the Four of Diamonds must be fun!'

Four of diamonds by DippiusDappus July 24, 2020