Making myself plaid

Making myself plaid simply means that you are cutting a plaid pattern into your skin.

Guy 1: Bro, Kaitlyn is in a mental hospital! She said “I got caught making myself plaid”!

by leht November 10, 2019

Milking the yellow teats

Squeezing spots, popping zits

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 7, 2019

making prince

paying off the principal amount of a loan

Me: Nice car, Is it yours?
Uber Driver: Nah man its my cousins. I'm just making prince while he's overseas.

by kurva_jedna December 11, 2019

Milking your Sausage

Masturbating until your cum

Dude 1: Dude, stop milking your sausage, it's NNN!
Dude 2: Get out of my room!

by meatroller December 13, 2019

making a brownie

When having anal sex after eating vast quantities of stomach churning foods

My girlfriend and I were making a brownie last night after getting that sushi from the bodega down the street

by Mattoooo January 1, 2020

making paper

shedding your skin

“I’ve just been making paper.”

by vote4sydro April 12, 2020