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MILP

Usually used in the plural form, MILPs. This stands for Moms I'd Like to Punch, on analogy with the widely use MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck). Specifically, MILPs are vacuous or insipid young stay-at-home moms that bore and irritate the more educated or sophisticated moms who are reduced to socializing with them for the children's sake.
I'd rather be at home reading Günter Grass, but there's no school today, so I had to take Finn and Olivia to the park and listen to a bunch of MILPs talk about soap operas and peanut allergies.
by Bodenheimer June 5, 2009
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million dollar man

It's the kind of man who at first glance seems perfect, is friendly, gentlemanly and seem to care about your feelings, everyone seems to love him
as a fuck boy but with a lot more class and money

in the end he showed his true colors and end up with a broken heart. yours of course
You're screwed up and brilliant,
Look like a million dollar man,
So why is my heart broke- Lana del Rey, million dollar man
by lavandergirl August 15, 2016
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Milca

Milca is a young and talented smart girl. She likes to be independent and doesn’t like relying on other people, she is sometimes stubborn when she is stressed or worried about something. She acts like she doesn’t give a fuck about anything but deep down she really does. The only thing she really needs is someone who will be there for her 24/7. She is a funny girl who has all her friend la dying of laughter all the time, she a cutie♥️
Her: ugh milca man, your too funny
by Persidine August 15, 2018
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Make Milk out of Clay

To go from one topic to another without any sort of coherence.
"Dude, I was talking to your mom yesterday, and I really like bananas."

"Man, you can totally Make Milk out of Clay"
by Incoherence October 28, 2009
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Ricardo milos

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Miley Cirus

The eye sore of the world.. I really dont know whose worse, her or Justin Beiber, if they were to get married there would be mass genocide.
OMG NO!! MILEY CIRUS AND JB GOT MARRIED!!....... (2 minutes later population of Earth greatly drop to 2.. but it was for a good cause)
by Jenava2311 June 13, 2011
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Milk

something your dad still has not came back with
your a mistake so your dad went and got milk
by okidontcareatallbro December 10, 2021
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