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Girlfriend

Aye bro I'll never get a Girlfriend

That SUCKS dude
by Sad Sac November 15, 2020
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Girlfriend-zoning

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025
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Girlfriender

a dude who doesn't know how to be single. it's not that he desperate for girls' attention but he just always finds a another girlfriend whenever he breaks up with one because he wants to
James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
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Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
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Lecture girlfriend

A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room
My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.
by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017
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National Girlfriend Day

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 11 of every year. Make your lady happy !
I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.
by 4k tray bitch October 3, 2021
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National Girlfriends Day

On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!
Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)

Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
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