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saltwater crankodile 

a person with all the fun and not dangerous at all personality traits of a saltwater crocodile. usually very cranky and stealthy at the same time, a very dangerous combo.
my neighbor Jillian is a super hottie however she can be such a saltwater crankodile. proceed with the utmost caution
saltwater crankodile by 2pachelbel January 31, 2016

Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
Cold Crank by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016

travel crank 

The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.
I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.
travel crank by Step mom Salad February 5, 2019

The Crank 

A spasm that attacks young men aged 12-18, those who “Crank” average around 5-10 cranks per 5 minutes.
“Look he’s cranking it”
“That was a aggressive crank
“OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CRANK
The Crank by NúzNation January 8, 2020

Crack crank 

me crack crank nice nuts throat

mess crank 

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!
mess crank by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020