awful waffle

A game where a bunch of guys stand around a waffle and jerk off on it.

The last one to ejaculate his goodness has to consume the awful waffle.

Dude, lets play awful waffle!!!

by Richard Love May 17, 2006

Soggy Waffle

When you take a shit and flush but it's a clogger and you leave it for the next person to discover.

The whole house reeked when I arrived home and I soon discovered my sister left me to the duties of disposing a soggy waffle left in the toilet bowl.

by 4JJKBMKJWPÑ January 17, 2014

Waffle Braid

A Females Braided pubic hair.

Did you see that girl? Her waffle braid was hanging below her skirt!

by Kukujo February 19, 2007

waffles with syrup

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.

With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid

This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!

by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010

waffled

gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.

"Can I make it??"
"Dude no you'll get waffled!"

"Fml man I got a ticket for waffle-ing"

by kellyrck March 13, 2013

wafflegod

WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.

WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.

*Man1 joins the conversation*
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*

-=1 hour later=-

*Man1 conversing with Man2*

Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.

by XDFUCKINGHELLGREATDICTIONARYXD July 5, 2017

Wafflehead

A group of collectors, customizers, and creatives who carve their own space in the culture of collecting footwear

Eric-“Yo billy can I buy that pair of 1973 Og converses?”
Billy-“No you wafflehead faggot.”

by Derogatory term May 7, 2019