pocono log flume

A sexual fetish originated in the Pocono Mountains Pennsylvania where you take a piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after. (Same fashion as log down a river i.e. Log Flume)

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Dude after I took your mom to the Golden Corral she begged me for that Pocono Log Flume.

by N.anno February 11, 2016

barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 02, 2020

log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree

Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am

by KittyKat26 March 07, 2017

Flamin’ Hot Logs

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.

Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.

by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022

Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 13, 2023

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John February 05, 2012

log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023