Sergio

A true sigma male a chad is sexy smart and a true nigga a good friend and gets all the bitches wears a condom Magnum size monster sized cock a true beast win 99% of the fights he participates in and chooses to joke around until you piss him off usually this specimen doesn't like sports and plays video games and listens to juice world Eminem or Rod Wave chooses to friend you or to whoop your ass will make you his bitch if he wants but is usually well mannered and kind strong and does all the work in public if needed and always at work at home and usually sleeps a good 8 to 10 hours on the week days

"Sergio is a chad"
"your damn right"
"huh?"

by Black Timms Wearer November 2, 2022

sergio

blond ass child that player football during the winter and eats vickes chips.

yo that sergio character is acc a football player

by Tyrone JaQuavis Jhonson December 16, 2022

serious

Opposite of the Urban Dictionary

Lets go to serious!
Alright
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by sadasasdadsasdasasd December 18, 2022

Seniorsheetzmepants

Someone who shits themself after going to the bathroom and walking out the door

Hey Seniorsheetzmepants why you shit yourself after using the bathroom.

by Anonymous27635 December 27, 2022

Serious Joking

When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.

Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".

Person: Do you need to talk?

by Shugunou December 28, 2022

senior magnet

You attract a lot of senior people around you. Or being hit on by seniors, or have seniors around you asking sexual questions or saying weird shit.

A freshman girl talks about being a senior magnet.

Her: these seniors keep hitting on me.
Her friend: you’re a senior magnet then. That’s not good.

Her: what does that mean??
Her friend: you’re getting hit on by guys who are about to be adults. That’s like a case.

by emmie_889 January 1, 2023

senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.

by gnostic3 January 11, 2023