Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.
by PiggyFucboi October 02, 2017
by Meangean June 05, 2014
When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024
Well I went down on her and she was wet and something was crawling on my face man must of been some juicy crabs!
by Redsbeard March 27, 2021
While eating ass, taking the index and middle fingers of the hands and pinching a testicle in each (reaching around the torso to do so).
by Philliam Fucksworthy October 01, 2022
When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard
by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021
A leased nation consisting of gun wielding crabs. They are mostly harmless but some may have a super aggressive personality when it comes to competing in WWE as track stars. Don't get too attached as they have a painful bite that in some rare cases can give you blue balls! However if you do succeed in "taming" them, you shall be rewarded with karma, and we all know their karma is a substitute for BDSM.
by Eddie#2753 February 16, 2022