Complainerd

Complaining nerdy person who only texts people to complain about his personal problems.

Oh, Erin is such a complainerd! She just texted me 'cos her taxi was like 5 minutes late!!

by saltypickleditalian May 16, 2016

complete bro

A complete bro is a stud at lacrosse and puts a fellow bro in front of everything. A complete bro is usually shady and shoots ketamine

These following people are complete bros :
Michael colpack

Cole Vollmer

Carson raney

by Complete bro April 22, 2016

Complag

verb. : bragging disguised as complaining, usually done by people with no social skills who can't talk about anyone but themselves but try to make it seem relatable.

Becky - "omg I went on vacation to Turks and Caicos this summer for four weeks on a scuba trip but this kid on our yaht was so loud that he sacred away the animals! We only saw like 7 turtles!"
Me- "shut it Becky why u always complagging?"

by Marinaandurmom October 2, 2016

completely assed

litteral meaning - someone who assed is
crazy meaning - includes the dlc

haha look at this its completely assed asså

by samthemanking April 5, 2017

complainer gamer

A person who always shouts at the screen and cries/gets mental when he loses a game.

Oh, My God...Johnny's such a complainer gamer... He lost the scrabble 2-minute tournament yesterday and went havoc on my pillow...

by GreatFlyingBaboon March 13, 2018

Complete Stranger

When you and your partner are holding hands and then proceed to jerk your dick off but without letting go of eachother's hand. For example if you're right handed and your left hand is holding on to your partner's right hand, open the palms up with your fingers still interlocked with each other and then place the hands around your penis and proceed to jerk yourself off.

Last night my girl was trying to be cute by holding hands in bed, before she knew it she was giving me a complete stranger.

by StrawHat323 October 4, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you're ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018