Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

used condum

Used condum is what is left after banging a rotten slut on your parents bed while they're just a few rooms away. it usally has a sticky load blowen all in that shit

i smacked my brother with a used condum, it was fucked

by moisty October 13, 2004

condomsending

con-dum-send-ing "When you are trying to put your condom on and it flies off like shooting a rubberband."

" It was my first time and it was dark I was trying to put a rubber on and I slipped and sent my condomsending across the room."

by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009

condonlences

The art of double-speak where an organization or individual expresses sorrow at the misfortune of a person or group which they have actively opposed, while simultaneously implying their own moral or political judgment on the party/ies

Radical anti-abortion groups issued condonlences over the murder of Dr. George Tiller.

by jerryjack June 2, 2009

condoleeza rice

The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.

Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties."
Friend: "At least you get anal."

by Sallys April 19, 2006

Condomitis Interruptus

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.

"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."

by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009

condoleeza

One who has sex with the president.

"She is a condoleeza!"

by loveshams July 2, 2005