Orange cream 

When you are fucking a girl up the ass and you cum, leave your dick in there and then pee in her ass. Then when she goes to the bathroom to shit, it comes out and looks like orange cream.

I orange creamed your mom last night

Orange cream by irai February 10, 2007

Ice Cream 

• The flavored cream of ice
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days

Girl 1: "I'm so depressed...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."

Ice Cream by kangaroobendaroo March 22, 2009

steam and cream 

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.

Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!

steam and cream by V J January 5, 2006

ice cream sandwich 

noun, plural ice cream sandwiches

1. The act of filling a vagina with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.

2. A summer delicacy.

1. I just gave Stacy's mom the greatest ice cream sandwich.

2. That was a really good ice cream sandwich, I think I shall have another.

ice cream sandwich by Neighborhood spiderman November 5, 2012

Ice-Cream Bowl Story 

An Ice-Cream Bowl Story is a long-winded anecdote, which ends in a pretty crap punchline/anti-climax.
Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.

Boy: ...so in the end we all went home.
Girl: That's such an Ice-Cream Bowl Story

Ice-Cream Bowl Story by ~Squeak~ March 27, 2008

Christmas Cream 

The semen released during male ejaculation whilst any male or female performs oral sex, exclusively during the Christmas holiday season.

(While Jane Doe performs a blowjob) "Jane, I'm gunna give you my Christmas Cream!"

Christmas Cream by MoreAwesomeDinos December 17, 2008

Seattle Cream Soda 

When a guy ejaculates into a filled soda can and leaves it for someone to drink.

Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.

Seattle Cream Soda by hanktheman! December 8, 2009