v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.
An act designed for the lulz.
An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011

A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2022

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.
John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son
by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

by stillins December 30, 2011

when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.
James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?
Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.
Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.
by AmbyMT December 6, 2010

The morning after doing cocaine and breathing in through your nose dumps the cocaine laced snot down your throat getting you high again.
by Ex Nihilo 333 February 26, 2022

When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.
by Explainatorium June 8, 2020
