Brain gooning

One is consuming media mindlessly with only the intent to spend time, or distract themselves.

A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.

Person 1: I have 4 hours on instagram today, I've just been brain gooning.
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming

by Scriffyinajiffy March 2, 2026

Brain Wash

When you turbo piss into someone's ear until their eardrum bursts and the pee fills up their head.

When your mom was on her knees with the intention of sucking me off, I turned her head 90 degrees and brain washed her.

by Luzon March 9, 2026

brain floss

Information introduced to your mind that doesn't get remembered at all. A different way of saying in one ear and out the other.

Math class was total brain floss, I didn't understand anything the teacher said.

I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024

Brain Moment

1, An idea.

2, Brain fog.

OMG I JUST HAD A BRAIN MOMENT!

Ugh, sorry, Brain Moment.

by Krisdawaffle December 21, 2024

brain fever

(noun) A belief that "crazies are great in bed." Coined as a parallel to "yellow fever" for fetishizing Asian women, "jungle fever" for fetishizing Black women, etc.

It's not always easy to distinguish someone with brain fever from a partner who's merely willing to support you through your mental illness.

by Cardemius Brouch Jr. January 4, 2025

BRAIN PICKER

A Psychiatrist

Man, that is so a Brain Picker going through your head!

by Non Partisan January 15, 2025

Brain itch

A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.

Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.

by girlwithapisskink January 15, 2025