ABSI

Anti
Bitch
Slut
Incorparation

The ABSI had one goal and that was to create a organization that fights girls that ruin the lives of boys.

by A in ABSI January 2, 2008

abstinence only

The only way to not get pregnant...100% effective

Abstinence only...Something most teens have trouble committing to ;)

by ::Sex Ed:: December 14, 2007

absoludicridiculous

a combination of "absolutely," "ludicrous," and "ridiculous." something that is completely ridiculous in every sense of the word to the point of insanity.

did you see what he just did? that was so absoludicridiculous

by Margot May 28, 2004

abstinence

The dumbest Idea Ever

Religion (The dumbest idea ever)

abstinence

by coolshortguy May 5, 2010

Abstract Noun

1. A worry that you are getting toxic shock syndrome due to your mother taking joint-like hits from her cigarette, in an attempt to hose of the patio

Cammie: My Mom is an abstract noun

by M_A_R_T_H_A January 24, 2007

abso-effing-lutely

A more severe form of the word 'absolutely.'

He is abso-effing-lutely the dumbest person I have ever met.

by KristinNicole January 13, 2008

Absorbation

When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.

Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!

by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021