MILF

A sexy lady who usually 30+ and often 40+ ie Mother I'd like to fuck

Erik had a thing for Martha Holmes, Heather Dowell and Helen Thomas. They are MILF he would often say.

by PantsuGoblin June 13, 2025

Milf

1. Acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Noun, a title given to one's friend whom has an attractive mother. This title must be designated by the friends, acquaintances, or any other social peer of said mother's offspring(ex.1), and cannot be self designated(ex.2). Factors that may be improve potential recipients chances for receiving this title may include, but are not limited to; proximal age gap, breast implants, make-up, hairstyle, plastic surgery, natural beauty, and hot tubs

2. Acronym; Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Noun, Islamic group that fought for greater self autonomy Muslims in Phillipines. Armed Division was titled BIAF for Bangsamoro Islamic Armed Forces. MILF employs an Islamic faith democratic governance and permanently disarmed in 2014 after achieving their mission objective, with the creation of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region and handover of control in 2019, and is considered inactive.

ex.1) "Dude, Tony's mom just got a boob job, she's a total MILF!"
ex.2) "I have 2 kids, so I'm a certified MILF!!"

by LuckyKekingCharms June 30, 2025

Milfclown

An attractive woman, typically a mother, who acts like a complete fucking clown

She may look hot, but she is absolutely insane, don’t let her looks fool you.

Jake: Sang Peter, you mom is such a milfclown!!
Peter: Was that a compliment?
Jake: well yes but actually no

by Yumcookz July 24, 2025

ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.

As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.

by The Nut 27 March 18, 2012

Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 9, 2012

Little Milf

A name you call a kid who is pissing you off while playing NHL (12)

Chris Parnagian: Wow you just gave up the easiest goal. I thought you were good.

Chris Tarzian: Shut up pussy. You are such a little milf

by pvdacyoa November 8, 2012

a milfberry

a milf or cougar whose vagina actually smells like your favorite berry..

dude 1) where can i get a milfberry, cinnamon flavor please?

dude 2) lolz, please reconsider that; a cinnamon milfberry may not exist, since lolz cinnamon is not a berry.

dude 1) okay, then help me find a strawberry one.

dude 2) easy enough go; to the local friend finder, it'll point you in the right direction.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013