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Definitions by PantsuGoblin

A sexy lady who usually 30+ and often 40+ ie Mother I'd like to fuck
Erik had a thing for Martha Holmes, Heather Dowell and Helen Thomas. They are MILF he would often say.
MILF by PantsuGoblin June 13, 2025

Panty Jerk 

Someone who enjoys jerking with and into panties, preferably worn but clean will do. After finishing they are put back into the basket, drawer or clothes pile.
Marco was addicted to panties, he would borrow Faye Jothams then sniff them and panty jerk with them before putting them back.
Panty Jerk by PantsuGoblin June 11, 2025

Sympathy handjob 

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.
Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.

Circle Jerk 

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.
Circle Jerk by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023

Cum Tribute

The act of ejaculating over a picture of a celebrity, someone you know or a stranger to show your appreciation for the person or to degrade them.
Tommy Marks fancied Sarah Smith so much he cum tributed her pretty face once a week minimum.
Cum Tribute by PantsuGoblin March 11, 2023

Cinnamon Muff 

A girl with ginger/strawberry blonde pubic hair.
Amy Adams nickname at school was cinnamon muff.
Cinnamon Muff by PantsuGoblin February 24, 2023

Panty Fetish 

Someone with this fetish might enjoy knowing what type of panties a girl wears even licking their dirty gussets clean. They may have worn panties including under their normal clothes to work but prefer to sniff, lick or jerk into them.
Emma Watson had put her gym bag down only for a few minutes, she had put in a long session and needed a drink, it wasn't until she got home that she realised her sweaty socks, panties and sports bra were missing. Tommy has a panty fetish and he's at home living the dream.
Panty Fetish by PantsuGoblin December 19, 2021