Put simply, to keyser soze someone is to create an entire fake reality for them to perceive. Once that fake reality is in place you then go about your agenda in reality while your victim makes moves and assumptions based on the fake reality you made for them. By the time they realize the truth it's already too late cause you're long gone.
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A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"
Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave
Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave
Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?
Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.
Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.
by c.o_any February 5, 2010
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"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"
by Will_Z September 19, 2005
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Example of keysmashing: "hficjfnhdyhanbdnnmnn Andy, no... That's just too good omfg"
Example of it being used in a sentence:
"Sean is such a sub, bro. Look at the keysmashing. You can just tell. He would totally be into you."
Example of it being used in a sentence:
"Sean is such a sub, bro. Look at the keysmashing. You can just tell. He would totally be into you."
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Everybody party's illegally in Keystone Heights. But that's only because there is nothing else to do
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