January 6 

Hump your friend day

-Bends over friend and humps her-
What was that for?!
It’s January 6th!

January 6 by Local Nitty December 6, 2020

January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

January 5 by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020

January 9

National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!

“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.

January 9 by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020

January 7 

National send your partner a video of you fingering yourself day. Send your significant other a video of you fingering yourself.

"Wow, January 7th. You know what that means."
*shoves all 10 fingers into vagina*

January 7 by pooperguy16 January 6, 2022

January 25

National kiss a guy that goes to Greenwood high school and happens to be a redhead and happens to have insane drip and happens to be 5’ 11” if you round up 6’ and happens to play basketball.

Wow I don’t even know it was January 25. Looks like I have to kiss my redhead.

January 25 by Erob921 January 24, 2022

January 25

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 25
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 25 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 22nd 

National hookup with your ex day.

If you have an ex you have to hookup with them or you’re going to hell

Tom: dude i miss her so much
Mich: bro today’s national kiss your ex day
Tom: thank god for January 22nd

January 22nd by Dumbledorethewizard January 21, 2020