Definitions by RetardedMouse

December 26 

National date your best friend day in case you missed the 23, and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit

Me: Date me it’s December 26 because we missed the 23rd
You:ok

December 26 by RetardedMouse December 23, 2020

December 23 

National date your best friend day and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit

Me: Date me
Friend: No I’m straight
Me: But it’s December 23

December 23 by RetardedMouse December 20, 2020

December 15 

National no virgin day. Make all your friends who are virgins no longer virgins, even if it’s one of the homies seeing this automatically gives you a pass to be gay the whole day

Toby: Hey it’s December 15 ;)
Tom: Oh shit really, ok where you wanna fuck then?
Toby: Right here right now ;)
Tom: DIPSHIT WERE IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY, but i mean I’m down

December 15 by RetardedMouse December 13, 2020

December 13

National fuck ur best friend day

Me: smash it December 13
Jim: yes!

December 13 by RetardedMouse December 11, 2020

January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

January 5 by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020