by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003
Get the HALF-BAKED mug.A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
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