Biggest Scotish Fat Bastard

A man who sells things he doesnt understand but is still fucking good at it. He's a fat bastard. A scot living and working with dutch men. He visited an AWB rally resently and enjoy tossing off into socks

biggest scotish fat bastard eg Thomas

by JohnHunter007 July 2, 2009

bastard cat

a feline, typically overweight, who, when manipulated to perform human actions or display human physical traits, becomes extremely irritable

Look at that bastard cat with the sweater on, looking like he's playing piano.

by BastardCat December 4, 2009

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 9, 2004

bastardization

The corruption that occurs to something when it it gets tainted by something else.

Trump winning the presidency through the electoral college is a bastardization of true democracy.

by dillmon December 5, 2016

nipple baster

a brush like objest used to baste nipple kind of like a turkey.

i found a nipple baster in david's top drawer.

by Dale Ward August 27, 2006

Inglorious Basterds

The most recent film by Quentin Tarantino, and by far one of my favorites from the director. however this film is highly underated but it remains a must see for any Tarantino fan.

Whats your favorite scene from Inglorious basterds mike?

When stiglitz shoots that major in his ballsack and proceeds to stab him.

Yeah that rocked.

by Sergio Jaun Sheet Rodriguez November 15, 2010

Shit Bastard

the best insult ever, can be used at any time, anywhere

'my god, you're such a SHIT BASTARD!'

'YOU SHIT BASTARD!'

'SHIT BASTARD!'

by samthepro September 26, 2007