E-baby

The result of online sex.

A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.

If you and brian keep talking like that on MSN, your gunna have an E-baby.

Sally>Bobby, I have big new.

Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!

Bobby>...

>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>

by Big Uke1 May 2, 2010

E-hard

Someone who acts hard on the internets

Spark is a perfect example of this, on irc and xbl, he is very e-hard by pwning noobs (and arrogant americans)

by [Spark] April 17, 2008

e-virginity

The Digital Form of Virginity

Yo Heard you lost your E-virginity?

yeah man!

by datalnklyerrr April 30, 2017

w/e

Well-endowed - typically used by swingers looking for men with huge cocks!

raunchy babe looking 4 w/e gentlemen

by Big Swingin' Dick February 29, 2008

E-mbarrassed

The act of humiliating oneself via electronic- or social-media.

I was so e-mbarrassed when I accidentally sexted my Mom!

by James_onthe_Rocks1 March 5, 2014

E dick

(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.

Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?

by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

e-pimp

A man that uses all necessary and obvious dating websites to compile phone numbers, messenger usernames, and email addresses in hope that his online networking will lead to an e-hookup.

I can't believe he's got six girls' numbers in one week, he's definitely an e-pimp!!

by mavsfan January 29, 2008