nobody's everywhere

This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.

As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"

by von groovy August 19, 2024

Jerry Rigged Everything

When you bend a device specifically a phone to when it’s no longer powered on.

Who did a Jerry Rigged Everything on this phone.

by A guy with a cracked phone September 5, 2023

My Quiet Evening Rain

(n): An endearing term to be used for one special, very wonderful and lovely person. Usually refers to a shy, reserved individual who, although she doesn’t say much, gives off an energy reminiscent of gentle rain tapping on a window late after dark. Generally a bookworm and likes flowers.

Her eyes speak more than words

But what she shows is true
“From what I know of nerds
One day we will come through”
Oh My Quiet Evening Rain
Forever I will stay
In my heart you will remain
Together every day

by nerds07 September 16, 2023

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Best I ever had

Best I've ever had: Me

I'm the Best I ever had

by Im7 October 12, 2023

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?

by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023