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water gate 

A method of smoking tobacco where you pretty much make a gravity bong piece. however, instead of cutting off the whole bottom on the bottle, you just cut one small hole that you can plug with your finger.
yo man how do i even use a water gate?

dude are you serious? put your finger over the hole, fill it up with water, put the cap on with the tobacco in the bowl, light it, and take your finger off the hole. but do it over my sink! you think i want my damn floor all wet?!
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water sauce 

Water sauce is an adjective for something really easy. It is derived from conjoining the terms weak sauce and "water;" weak sauce for the pitiful aspect of the task, and water for the ease.
"Yo, that test was water sauce."

"She's water sauce man"
water sauce by Wongo July 7, 2008

water po po 

a person that guards the water to make sure these fools dont gank none
oh shit son, he's trying to gank our water, call the mutha fuckin water po po son, this shits for us
water po po by MeanJoe July 3, 2007

water cockroach 

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.
Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.
water cockroach by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009

Water Badger 

To save someone while sledding before getting wet.
Dude! Someone has to Water Badger this run before we go down...
Water Badger by Kriego February 26, 2011

Water Bongo 

1) A plastic water bottle with its bottom half cut off, with a hole in the side near the top, and a cap with a hole through which the metal part of a pencil has been stuck. Used primarily as a water pressure bong for smoking marijuana. It is used by submerging the bottle in water, plugging the hole on the side near the top with your finger and lighting the weed inside the metal part of a pencil with a lighter while slowly pulling the bottle out of the water so as to fill it with smoke.

2) Water Bongoing- The action where a man operating the water bongo lets a woman breathe in the smoke while he makes sex noises similar to those a man makes while getting head. This is called Water Bongoing.

3) A word which must be said in a British accent and if said in a British accent enough times will allow the speaker to have a perfect British accent for a while.
1) Yo Brov, I did Water Bongo Last night! Pissed my pants brov!

2) Damn that Water Bongoing from Jessica was awesome I almost came.

3) Wa'er Bongo Wa'er Bongo Wa'er Bongo. I'm Bri' ish now.
Water Bongo by Waterbongo March 8, 2011

Water Lurk 

the waiter or waitress at fancier restaurants that lurks around with her/his pitcher of water, ready to attack any innocent glasses that seem to be empty to him/her even if they are full to normal people. Water Lurks often result in the customer jumping out of their seat in surprise at the sudden face of a water lurk beside them without warning, causing spillage.
There was a water lurk at the new restaurant in town, she was on the prowl.