Taphouse 

A bar/pub where everybody in Surrey goes too...to get fcked up especially surrey jacks where they go do yayo in the bathroom and get turned down majority of the time by girls. Your local slurrey girls go there as well to get fcked up and forget about their ex.

Gary: "Hey Fudu, wanna go to the taphouse n get fckin hectic or wat?"

Buddy Guy: "I'm downzzz broo let's go roll deeeep in the charger brooo"

Taphouse by Straightupyeooo September 18, 2018

Tapistrate 

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.

"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"

Tapistrate by ConksDonks September 13, 2014

two bagger and some tape 

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

two bagger and some tape by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009

tapioca in the dark 

A dope ass game where a group of homeless bitches fuck the shit out of a garden gnome for 3 literal hours. *also referred to as "T.I.T.D" (pronounced "titty")

-"How was that tapioca in the dark last night? "
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"

tapioca in the dark by titty slapper May 20, 2014

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

Tapechoke 

It is a 3 or under aged boy or girl that has choked on tape

My daughter Ana had tapechoke

Tapechoke by Noel369 March 26, 2021