Taintgasm

All you do is take a knife and cut open your taint and get someone to fuck it

I'm craving a gnarly taintgasm... pass the knife

by Sweaty vangina cock April 30, 2019

Tainted

When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!

That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

Taint

Nickname for Billy when he rubs $20 bills on his lips after it has been on my taint.

Billy has taint lips.

by BoVanColvin June 25, 2019

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Taintminder

Steward of the gooch.

I went to lunch with my taintminder

by JerBearBandito November 18, 2019