SIMP GOD

the god of all simps he will simp for simps

i am the SIMP GOD please respect me

by Ȝ October 25, 2020

simp list

a list of the people you would/will simp for,

can you believe britney put aaron on her simp list? ew.

by geh.sewer.rat_ December 6, 2020

big simp

doris

doris is a big simp

by sonic the frog October 11, 2021

Cash Simp

A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.

That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.

by laman012 October 31, 2021

Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch

He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.

by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021

Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains

Attack of the simp zombies

by Yehosher November 28, 2021

Death By Simp

When a man loses his life at the hands of another man all behind a woman. In most cases the woman instigated the altercation. This term was coined and is frequently used by Coach Greg Adams.

Chad was attacked and shot by his ex-wife's new boyfriend at the custody exchange. Chad is the latest victim of death by simp.

by RNHere August 12, 2022