Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that
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Get the Pop-shopping mug.Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.
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Get the a shooting star mug.The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
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