Wet Keller 

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.

Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.

Wet Keller by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call 

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

i just killed a women feeling good 

tommyinnit

"i just killed a women feeling good!"-tommyinnit

i just killed a women feeling good by fuyfyfbffyfyhuikjgvj,cfdku January 10, 2021

It was the greed that killed the gob 

A saying used in fornite to describe players that loot instead of do anything else in which they always end up getting themselves killed.

James: i saw a scar in the storm, imma go and get it.
James: fuck I am not gonna make it out.
Brodie: James, u do know that "it was the greed that killed the gob".

It was the greed that killed the gob by FloppyPussy June 5, 2018

Helen Keller Drunk 

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

Helen Keller Drunk by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

Helen Keller Card

The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.

He was jealous because his sister played the Helen Keller Card and won the game.

Helen Keller Card by PurpleFlags May 16, 2010

the killers 

An incredibly talented band from the heart of Las Vegas. Perhaps THE greatest band this world has ever heard. Their first album, "Hot Fuss", took the world by storm. "Hot Fuss" can be best compared to 80's glam rock and is comprised of eleven upbeat tracks that will both inspire you and make you want to hit the dance floor. The Killers sophomore album, "Sam's Town", which everyone thought would become a "sophomore slump" like so many other artists second albums become, is in fact, the opposite. "Sam's Town" is quite possibly the best album ever created. Focusing on an "Americana" theme and named after an old run down casino in Las Vegas where bassist Mark Stoermer used to go bowling, "Sams Town" stands for everything America used to be, everything great that was and is no more, and everything it can be. It's filled with tracks that will build you up, take you down, and then build you up again. It will make you laugh and make you cry. With vocals reaching perfection by front man Brandon Flowers, this album is amazing. Ignorant people who bash The Killers have no taste in music and do not want to accept the fact that The Killers ARE and WILL CONTINUE to grow as THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD.

Hi, The Killers are amazing.
Yeah, I'm having them.

the killers by Candfitz December 1, 2007