hammered

A word used to describe an action of misfortune.

1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered

2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered

by PUNK April 7, 2005

Akron Hammer

A hammer purchased at a local Home Depot in Ohio.

I was building a birdhouse so I needed to buy an Akron Hammer.

by San Diego Wes November 11, 2009

thors hammer

what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.

sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!

by jaque louve March 10, 2005

Hammerhand

The act of master-baiting in which the user's hands makes a motion similar to a hammer hitting a nail.

Johnny hammerhands to internet porn.

by N1337 November 25, 2009

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

blacksmiths hammer

a black person that has a really long, thick and chunky penis, that when he spanks you with it, its like a blacksmith, hammering a horseshoe!

girl 1: oh shit my ass is so sore
girl 2: why?
girl 1: i got blacksmiths hammered last night
girl 1: ohhhhh...

by babybelle December 24, 2009

Purple Hammer

When a black man repeatedly hits you over the head with his chode.

"I got purple hammered when i went into the bathroom at the high school."

by B-MasterCock December 20, 2010