Fook

A variation of the word "Fuck", favoured primarily by male First Nations people living in large urban centres in central and western Canada. Often, the word is paired with a limp 'raising of both arms' in a helpless manner, so as to further demonstrate the mild frustration of the speaker.

*The parking spot Jim has found in which he wants to parallel park his pickup truck is too small. After exiting the vehicle and examining the situation* "Fook"

*Eric gets demoted in CoD* "Fook"

*Marty fails his AP Chemistry test* "Fook"

by NantooKK December 29, 2010

Food For Thought

Learning new information that you never thought was important to think about. It enables you to have a greater intelligence in every aspect of life while feeding your mind.

Here is some food for thought....."Hurt people, hurt people." Think about it. #foodforthought

by beezy0604 January 24, 2014

Foot in your Ass

The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.

"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"

"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."

"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."

by cr8s April 29, 2012

food orgasm

The reaction a person makes after taking a bite of a dish that they find especially delicious. A food orgasm usually includes one or more of the following: tilting the head back, rolling the eyes upward, gasping, moaning, and/or cooing.

I knew I grilled the lobster tails perfectly when I heard the food orgasms from my dinner guests.

by MrMullet December 25, 2009

foogazey

to be fake or crazy

Tina: "That bitch is so foogazey."
Ashley: "I know right"

by Tennese March 8, 2008

Food Card

A card given to low income people (usually single baby mommas) from the D.E.S. which can only be used for food purchases and excludes alcohol.
The food card also automatically refills every month usually between the first and fifteenth.

Yo I was chillin with your baby momma and she hooked a nigga up wit mad groceries by using her food card.

by Ricky Gizzle My Nizzle October 12, 2008

foobeener

A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.

Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.

by The Singularity August 29, 2009