by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024
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Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
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by DayvN July 13, 2012
Get the craptractions mug.I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020
Get the Crapper gargoyle mug.When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".
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Get the crapalini mug.Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.
Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)
Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.
Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.
Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.
All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.
7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.
A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)
Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.
Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.
Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.
All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.
7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.
A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!
Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.
Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.
Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
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