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root booger 

a long, thin booger that maintains a stalk-likeattachment to your nasal cavity which gets stretched when pulling out, leading to a pleasant 'tugging' sensation on the nasal mucosa.
Yesterday while pulling out an inch-long root booger I nearly fainted with pleasure as it popped onto my finger.
root booger by nasalfix September 19, 2009

Fender Booger 

Another word for the ice and snow that build up under the fenders of your car or bike and then fall off in your garage and melt YEECCHH all over everything.
Harvey's Oldsmobile was so encrusted with Fender Boogers that he could not turn a corner.
Fender Booger by CableHills January 27, 2007

Boomercrat 

A Boomercrat is a white American boomer that was born in the 50’s or 60’s, has voted Democrat their entire life, and is completely okay with their party hyperfocusing on whimsical issues at the expense of their children’s’ futures. A Boomercrat would accuse you of racism if you complained about outsourcing or illegal immigration, while happily allowing racist policies to keep his children from attending the same school he attended.

A Boomercrat would fixate on trans’ bathroom rights, while the middle class is getting destroyed, and think they’re revolutionary thinkers for agreeing with what multi-billion dollar media corporations tell them to think. A Boomercrat would call themselves leftists but meltdown at the slightest critique of capitalism, instead just preferring that America had more angry woke black people, shitty rock music, and painted VW buses.

A boomercrat grew up so epically privileged, that their lack of vigilance has allowed America to become steaming dogshit. A boomercrat bought a $10,000 house in 1975, and is sitting on a $1,000,000 property today, wondering why these darn kids aren’t investing their money like he did. What a Boomercrat fears most though is losing their six figure public pension, which they worked hard to earn doing nothing behind a desk for two decades.

A Boomercrat is essentially a lottery winner who didn’t have to even buy their lottery ticket, and has tried to offset all their expensive policies on younger taxpayers.
L: “Did you hear Kyle’s mom thinks your racist for saying, “fuck China?”
J: “... no, I didn’t, not that I care either about what a Boomercrat has to say...”

L: “did you know my parents got their home for $5000 and just sold it for $2,000,000? They’ve been teaching me their wise ways lately!”
J: “no, I didn’t and idk why you’d want to take advice from some Boomercrat who accidentally made millions sitting on their ass.”
Boomercrat by DefMau5 May 8, 2020

booger turd

Those pesky boogers that you pick but can't get off of your finger. They keep on sticking to you.
When I am picking my nose, every once in while I pick a very sticky, mostly round booger. When I try to flick it off, it doesn't flick. It keeps on sticking to my finger. The only way to get rid of it is to wipe it on something or someone. It's like a turd that won't go away; thus it is a booger turd.
booger turd by x862458 October 30, 2013

bloomer biscuit 

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?

Baby Boomers 

The most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of the Greatest and Silent Generations, who grew up with the hardship of the Great Depression and won World War 2, the baby boomers had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.

They act as if the world (particularly THEIR progeny, Generations X and Y) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for how they perceived they changed society. They romanticize their promiscuous, drug-induced escapades as having been some sort of Earth-shaking cultural movement that changed the course of history. As if they were the first and last generation to get fucked up and have random sex, and as if that somehow changed the world.

By the 80s every hippie had somehow lost touch with his values of altruism, free love, and selflessness, and had transformed into a suit-wearing, cutthroat yuppie. By now he's a middle-class suburbanite slob. Growing increasingly irrelevant, the baby boomer is trying to insist that his generation was God's gift to the world when in reality it was a selfish, petty, hedonistic generation that turned its back on everything it once stood for.

With modern medicine and a society that is increasingly health-conscious, the boomers are guaranteed to live on for decades beyond their utility, leeching off their posterity (a younger generation smaller than their predecessors, the first Americans who failed to reproduce at a sustainable rate) to the very end.
Baby Boomers: You punk kids should show some respect for your elders!

Punk Kid: Weren't you the ones who invented the phrase "Don't Trust Anyone Over 30?"