bloody toothed squirrel 

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!

Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!

bloody toothed squirrel by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015

Japanese flying squirrel 

Ugliest thing in the world

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

Japanese flying squirrel by Bungalow June 16, 2016

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

Wrong antique squirrel by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

krish the squirrel 

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona

Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”

krish the squirrel by FatDonny64 August 1, 2018

Jordan the squirrel 

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs

Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.

Jordan the squirrel by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018

painted my squirrel 

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

painted my squirrel by Mainemom February 4, 2020

scared the squirrel 

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

scared the squirrel by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019