The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.

The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."

by Jotojoe March 19, 2013

Dick-A-Rounder

One who has no concept of time, takes their own time, while you wait on them.

We was late for the movie because brady is a Dick-A-Rounder!

by word0ninja August 27, 2013

Swing you round

Generalised threat of physical violence used colloquially in North West area of the UK

If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to swing you round

by Paradroid January 4, 2014

The Merry-Go-Round

A term used for sex. The sex partner, male or female, sits on top of the other partner's penis, or horse, and goes up and down on it.

Female: "I'm wanna ride The Merry-Go-Round. ;)"
Male: "Oh Yeah. Enjoy the ride!;)"

by Crop Dusting June 26, 2014

Turq's brown rounds

A chocolate waffle named after its creator can be found at Waffle House Vcu exclusively by asking a waitress only

Mnm... I got walnuts in myTurq's brown rounds now it's like a brownie waffle.

by phynXxX August 22, 2014

Tote-a-rounds

A child or children that are still young enough to be carried around; Fairly young children.

That woman has tote-a-rounds. (Two small children clinging to her )

by Decatur359 August 1, 2016

guatemalan reach round

When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver

All I want is a Guatemalan reach round

by Horracewallace July 13, 2017