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True Jackson VP

A lame and failing attempt to entertain kids by nickelodeon.

it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.

Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.
Ryan what are you doing?! *laugh track*
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*

Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?
True Jackson VP by Brie Cheeze August 24, 2010

samuel l jackson 

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
samuel l jackson by woots September 3, 2006

Luisa Jackson 

The most amazing person in the world, she dont give a fuck at all about what people think and everyone likes her because shes so god damn funny! Luisa is amazing and is fun to hang out with, she likes to let loose and just be chill with people. If you get in her face, say goodbye!
Luisa Jackson: Hey guys
Group: LUISA!!! omg it is you
Luisa Jackson by swimmerrr212 March 30, 2009

Daniel Jackson 

n.

1.) A nerd,dork, or geek who is obviously very attractive to members of the opposite sex and could very easily get laid if he wasn't painfully shy and awkward.

2.) A character on Stargate SG-1 who really needs to stop screwing around and just fuck Vala already.
"Scott, you're such a Daniel Jackson sometimes, you know that?"

"DAMMIT, DANIEL, SHE WAS WEARING A RED FRACKING DRESS AND LAYING ON THE BED! How badly do you need it spelled out for you?!"

Stone Wall Jackson 

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.
Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.

Micheal Jackson 

~ 1. Angel - a True Angel from heavens who is sent as a gift for all mankind.
~ 2. The King - The powerful, magical King of NeverLand who could really Heal The World, if only they let him.
~ 3. Peter Pan - A true child at His heart who simply has maintained His innocence and purity.
~ 4. A misunderstood one - that is caused by ignorance of people and evil soul of Media.
~ 5. The Best Entertainer who had ever lived in the entire universe - The most successful Singer, Greatest Dancer, Awesome Performer.
~ 6. A RICH man who is SO handsome and that has made MANY, MANY, MANY PEOPLE GROW JEALOUS ABOUT HIM.
~ 7. The Kindest one in the whole world who His love and care for children are so sweet and simple and His mind is so clean.
~ 8. Someone who is found annoying just because He can't be a a usual like all the boring ordinary people and His difference had made him greater than other people. And those who are so closed-minded, can't cope with him just because he is different compared to them.
~ 9. Someone who will always have enemies since he is too hard to be understood because what he does is greater than human's mind.
~ 10. A "NOT GUILTY" ACCUSED MAN WHO IS 100% MORE... INNOCEN and if he is Guilty, he is JUST guilty of being too kind, caring and compassinate for chidlren and people that is too hard for some to comprehend.
~ 11. Someone who is caring the burden of our sins and faults.
~ 12. Someone who looks so lovely and sweet and his love, magic, innocence, beauty, grace, divinity, glory, elegance, gorgeousness, loveliness and majestic is awesomely true.