A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
Get the goon hagmug. The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.
by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020
Get the Goon Squadmug. 
A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by anonymous June 2, 2025
Get the Orange goonmug. by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015
Get the Goonmug. An advanced method of gooning, typically harder for the pros. (The main point of gooning is to edge for hours.) Flicker gooning typically is a risky methods for pros because they could finish before the minimum time requirement.
by B1GB4NK May 27, 2024
Get the Flicker Goonmug.