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Furry convention

God: So it says you did all of these sins? Welp, you’re gonna be going to the furry convention
Guy: What’s that?
God: Hell

Furry hater 

Some ignorant @sshole who thinks that furries should die in a hole for no apparent reason. These people tend to throw (really shitty) insults at a furry every time they get the chance.
Furry hater #1: (sees furry) oh look Steve, its a fatherless child!

Furry hater #2: oH bOy! It’s time to get my hunting riffle

Furry: (genuinely does not give a shit)

Furry Lap Flounder 

A derogatory term for the vagina.
Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.
Furry Lap Flounder by DelMonty August 27, 2008

furry cock

A name for male cat, opposite of "pussy" girl cat and not to be mistaken with a rooster, because roosters don't have fur.
This furry cock screeched up my new leather couch!
furry cock by Сэр October 20, 2013

furry man ass 

When I went to Bath And Body Works I saw furry man ass
furry man ass by hi bitches June 9, 2014

furry muff

First spoken by Andrew Goss of Surrey. When said very quickly it can easily be mistaken for "Fair enough". Used to mock people or just to confuse people.
Boy: "Furry muff"
Girl: "..waxed actually"
furry muff by leavethisplace July 1, 2003