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Emotional Lotion

Why of course I am referring to any form of ejaculate.
Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.

Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."
by von groovy May 18, 2024
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Emotionally Erect

When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement
I know its only been six dates, but whenever I'm around her I'm emotionally erect.
by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024
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emotional cruise

A phenomenon where a mainland Chinese person cries because mainland China is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022) when the same country is also the world's most populous country.
Mainland China, being the world's most populous country, is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022), hence causing a phenomenon known as "emotional cruise".
by Emotional Cruiser May 25, 2024
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Egotician

Politicians during the 2020 election were a prime example of egoticians.
by Yuqio May 28, 2024
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Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
by von groovy June 13, 2024
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Emoting

Portraying an emotion or action theatrically; emoting refers to any action that looks like it could be an emote in a video game, or an action that is not productive in any way. Can be any strange action that brings nothing meaningful to a conversation or your own productivity.
“Bro he’s still not ready yet? What’s he doing?”
“Idk, he’s just in his room emoting. We’re gonna leave without him in 5 minutes though.”
by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024
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emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 2, 2024
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