Crunchtop

That painfully raw feeing in the roof of your mouth from binge eating a box of Captain Crunch Berries

Jim got so baked last night he ate a whole box of crunch berries. Today his crunchtop is so bad he can't eat can't eat a thing.

by CA LV Mike June 20, 2019

crunchy

not a particular political stance crunchy or crunchy Moms are left wing liberals to right wing pro- lifers.Crunchy is more referring to being informed enlightened by research and information leading to ones on health consciousness.Crunchy prefer recycling, cloth diapers, eating healthy vegan or vegetarian or free range.

Crunchy Moms love yoga, health smoothies. The are informed on health issues and chose natural child birth, having a doula and using cloth diapers on the children.

by Divine Doula June 24, 2019

Crunchy

1.Used to describe something awesome and altogether worth consumption.
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable

1.Does this nug look crunchy to you?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.

2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?

by Clockwork Phoenix July 14, 2019

Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of

Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack

by sierrxrose April 2, 2019

Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.

Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.

by McDude Burger August 9, 2019

CHUMCHUM

someone who eats at planktons restaurant and turns fat or a dirty person

CHUMCHUM I’m going to eat at the chumbucket and become fat and dirty

by BATTLE LAND CHUGS September 7, 2019

Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.

That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.

by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019