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Waffle

A verb describing something that is left to the imagination.
Waffle, waffled, waffling, waffles
"He's been waffling all day."
"They went out and waffled last night"
by Sam Swift October 9, 2004
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chunky waffle butt

disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked
damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha
by E=mc2 July 18, 2006
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Twat-waffle

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.
My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.
by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 30, 2007
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waffle ass

An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.
I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.
by ham May 10, 2004
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The Waffle

adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.

v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"

Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
by drew3782 April 9, 2010
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queef waffles

1. A delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. The sexual act of eating waffles through your vagina while licking a dogs front left foot.
1. This morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. You don't wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.
by borrito_man July 12, 2010
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Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
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