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1. A delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. The sexual act of eating waffles through your vagina while licking a dogs front left foot.
1. This morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. You don't wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.
by borrito_man July 11, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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