Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...

I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..

Left Tit - Right Tit by blthrskt April 29, 2009

prancing tit 

Usu. a very openly gay man that dances about flamboyantly and almost always obnoxiously.

"Get off the stage, you prancing tit!"

prancing tit by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

racoon tit

when your penis is upside down and a scaly purple

you drink too much hot sauce that your taint starts to hurt is a racoon tit

racoon tit by Cowboy Ass StarWars February 3, 2013

big tit tax 

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

big tit tax by brain child ! April 1, 2016

Shit tit fuck

Some thing you say when you about to do something ballzy and you know your probably gonna fail

Jon went up the ramp and blabbed " shit tit fuck" to only 3 seconds later find his ass on the ground tightening in pain

Shit tit fuck by Shit tit rape July 25, 2016

Dickle tit 

When a person tickles someone's tit with their dick.

Kurt surprised Tom when he gave him a dickle tit.

Dickle tit by Peter Puff July 17, 2016

Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

Dick tit by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016