keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

pink taco stand

Similar to a keg stand, a pink taco stand is when two girls have their vaginas pressed up against each other and someone is eating them both out, then the licker's friends hold his or her legs in the air.

The first time Tod tasted snatch was in a pink taco stand with those strippers last night.

by Bradygt December 13, 2006

One Night Hand Stand

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.

I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005

shit stain

A little black girl that thinks shes cool

my friend sams little sisters black and she thinks shes cool but shes just a shit stain

by jake oliver January 18, 2005

stains

essentially calling someone a shit stain. a worthless person.
stainy: someone who is shitty, neglectful or bad

noone wants a stainy barn cause that would be cuts

by Platy January 5, 2004

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

Emo Standby

When someone is so emo, the've gone catatonic. (As created by Kendrea)

Person one: "Hey, where's Dana?"
Person two: "Every since Kyle broke up with her, she's been on emo standby."
Person one: "Dang. That sucks."

by Logan CD August 15, 2006