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to spank the monkey

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!
by Monkey Business March 18, 2011
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Spung

Something that is so appalling and terrible that words cannot describe it
That football player is total spung, I hope he gets shot.
by Appocolyptik December 13, 2006
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Skunk Ape

A skunk ape is a hairy, stinky animal who roams the hills of Southen Maryland. A skunk ape tends to deny the fact that they are a skunk ape, often becoming aggressive with his less stinky prey who are only trying to warn others of the dangers surrounding this disgusting creature. Skunk apes generally are named Shawn (Sorry, its just a fact). They also tend to be extreme try-hards who feast on the blood of un-pubertized female humans
Dude, Shawn's been stinkin a lot more lately, I think he's a straight skunk ape.
by Redneckskunkapecatcher March 13, 2009
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spunky monkey

Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.
Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.
by spencey121 April 17, 2007
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Spunky

Check out that spunky guy! He is such a spunky bum that I cant keep my hands off of him!
by Crazy Cat 38 October 30, 2012
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Skunk Hair

A hairstyle trend where dark haired people bleach the tips of their hair or blonde people die the tips of their hair black.
Skunk hair is the ugliest, trashiest hairstyle trend known to man.
by D-Fined March 12, 2010
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Hammer spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.
Isaac hammer spanked storm so fuckin hard last night.
by Isaac fucked storm June 3, 2018
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