potatoes

Server administrators who like to let you know how powerful and how much better than you they are by abusing their powers.

Potato: !Ban l33t for being better than me and therefore having an aimbot.
Potato: !change name Wolfplayer to Ilovepotato
Potato: !putteam all my friends on my team even though the teams are stacked.
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest

by Mashed Potato January 19, 2005

Potato Chip Cut

This is the cut you get on the corner of your mouth after eating lots of potato chips.

I should not have eaten those chips so fast. I have a potato chip cut now.

by New English May 19, 2010

bed potato

Someone so lazy they can't be bothered to go to the couch.

My roommate called me a bed potato becaues on my day off I just stay in bed.

by BedfordshireResident March 15, 2009

Aids potato

A derogatory term for an Irish traveller.

We must get onto the council, some of those Aids Potatoes have only gone and parked their caravans in the local school sports field. House prices are sure to plummet.

by Ned's atomic wastebin November 20, 2009

small potatoes

Something that is of small importance or is little.

From the Show "Dead Like Me":

MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind

by Jason12 September 23, 2008

Queer Potato

An enormous homosexual who just lies around.

Hey Denzel, help me find my hamster you fucken' queer potato. Damn.

by Bray 'n Clay March 5, 2004

sweater potato

The inner fillings of a sweater worn by a beautiful woman. Most commonly referred to as boobs, this version typically refers to those of a more mature woman.

Mrs. Davis sure does have some nice sweater potatoes, I would love to butter them up, cover them in sour cream and eat them down to the skin.

by hamdoguhoh January 2, 2008