Muff Man

The man that brings boy/men wet dreams (like the Mr. Sand Man)

The Muff Man brought a dream of you last night baby

by MuffMan February 9, 2008

Muff cup

1. when a cupcake does not have any frosting, sprinkles, or other cute additions.

"Do you want this chocolate cupcake?"

"but it doesn't have any frosting! its a muffin without frosting!"

"no way, muffins are bigger and less sweet and they have fruit and nuts and stuff!"

"fine, i guess we will just settle and call it a muff cup."

by definecolor.com February 5, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!

by IsiMan85 October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!

by TheKruton October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

by letsgoducks October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010

Muff

Muff (M.U.F.F.) - Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend. Something that follows every hot girl in order to make it difficult for you to enjoy your time with your hot friend. They are never enjoyable to be around; a muff's only purpose is to make it difficult to game on the hot girl you like.

You: Man, I'm definitely hanging out with Marissa tonight!

Friend: Too bad her muff will be with her!

You: Are you serious?!?!? I hate Brenna! She's definitely going to Cock Block

Friend: No one likes a muff...

by afrotreetrunk May 6, 2012