Definitions by letsgoducks

Muff Cabbage 

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by letsgoducks October 18, 2010

Towel performance 

The quality of sex you have with your towel while masterbating.

Gross, dude. But nice towel performance.

Towel performance by letsgoducks August 30, 2010