Definitions by barrywhitesballsack

Muff Cabbage 

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

Muff Cabbage by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010